Best April Fool SMS for Girlfriend

Best April Fool SMS for Girlfriend

61. Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion. - Thornton Wilder

62. No one but a fool is always right. - David Hare

63. One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. - Jack Handey

64. Only a fool knows everything. A wise man knows how little he knows.

65. Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness. - Sacha Guitry

66. Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.

67. Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish. - Charles Caleb Colton

68. Silence is the wit of fools. - Jean la Bruyere

69. Sir, I admit your gen'ral rule that every poet is a fool: but you yourself may serve to show it that every fool is not a poet. - Alexander Pope

70. Small April sobbed, I’m going to cry
Please give me a cloud to wipe my eye;
Then April Fool, she laughed instead
And smiled a rainbow overhead.

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